Steven Wright (1955-12-06 - )

Don't quote me... Quote Steven Wright - American


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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes.

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If God dropped acid, would he see people?

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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